Going through Tumblrs make me feel like my pets are worthless. They don’t do anything cute or quirky. They just sit there. They just fucking sit there. They don’t even put on adorable costumes. I’ve been waiting months for my cat to surprise me with some sort of geeky cosplay outfit on.

mikerosenstein:

New Die Antwoord video — Fok Julle Naaiers (“Fuck you all,” loosely)

From their new independent album “TEN$ION”

 This + Ambien = There Is No God

God I hope my house is haunted. Otherwise I think I may be schizophrenic…fingers crossed.

Just a heads up, in case anyone was planning on Google Image Searching ‘Melanoma’ before eating, don’t. You’re welcome.

Lil Wayne looks like the kid that fell asleep first at the sleepover, so all his friends drew on him.

How can anyone look at Ron Perlman’s head and not believe in evolution!?

Looking at these mugshots make me marvel at the fact that I never got molested growing up.

Tumblr is going to make me have a narcissistic meltdown. I’m just too fuckin awesome!

Nothing cures a bit of homesickness better than browsing recent arrest mugshots from your hometown…on second thought, fuck that place.